A conversation between two friends:
— What did you get on your IQ test?
— A 10. And mind you, I didn't even study!
Q: What does James Bond say in the Communion line?
A: "Son of God. Begotten, not made."
Q: Why did the German chicken cross the road?
A: It was just following orders.
Q: Why doesn't Java have a girlfriend?
A: Because it treats women as objects.
Q: How many elephants can you fit into a VW Beetle?
A: Four. Two in the front and two in the back.
Q: How can you tell there’s an elephant in your refrigerator?
A: There’s a footprint in the butter.
Q: How can you tell there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
A: There are two footprints in the butter.
Q: How can you tell there are three elephants in your refrigerator?
A: The door won't close.
Q: How can you tell there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
A: Look for a VW Beetle parked outside.